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JJ divides his time equally between his passion for co-ed, naked cribbage and administering to the congregation of his very own church, The Church of Bootie. When asked about the peculiar 297:1 woman to man ratio among his parishioners, JJ responds, “yeah, kind of a sausage fest, but we’re working on it.” On off days, JJ enjoys indoor kite-flying and reading rediculous warning labels that state the obvious (”Do Not Ingest” on a quart of motor oil). His favorite color is Purple. (The color of whack jobs). If he wasn’t a Boogie Man, JJ says he’d be the piliot of Bill Clinton’s private jet (Something about “thats where all the action is”).